Beverage: I guess I should go buy champagne
Toast: to the high life!
There is no food in my house, so I went to eat what was around for dinner. First course: a fortune cookie from last night. Delish!
And my fortune? For those of you with cataracts, it says "Keep up the good work. You soon will be rewarded financially."
This is obviously stupendous news. I have been working hard. So the cookie is likely right about the other part, too. Time to start living the good life!
And what's fancier than lighting cigars with money? Not lighting the cigars! Just pointlessly burning the money anyway.
Well, I might have done it to take snaps of. I'm not that fancy. Then it was back to Dinner of the Scavengers. Second course was a spoonful of peanut butter dipped in Nutella. So I guess I am a little fancy, Fortune, here I come!
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